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[–] Fuzzycrumpkin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Im thinking that that doctor is now liable should she get hurt... good way to make haes doctors think twice I geuss, sue them enough because they ignore facts, and made bad judgements because of it, and they probably wouldn't be haes doctors anymore.

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[–] jeffjeff 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Does it have to wear lead weights? We all know that fat floats so it must be fucking difficult to get that far down no matter how fucking heavy you are.

I am also disappointed that they actually make wetsuits in that size.

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[–] Horsearooney 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, more weight. It's BCD weight pockets would be overflowing PLUS a weight belt.

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[–] jeffjeff ago 

Wow, is it actually a thing then? I was only joking. Never dived properly myself but I can get to the bottom of the deep end at the pool without assistance :)

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

\how does she even sink with all that blubber?

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[–] Horsearooney 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Many kg of lead.

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[–] Rokuah ago 

Should just use a few oz to the dome.

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[–] Horsearooney 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dive training is not overly strenuous, besides proving you can swim at least 100m there is fuck all exercise involved (mostly theory; besides the initial swim test the only exercise is carrying gear to boat or shore and flapping ya fins). Diving attracts an enormous count of whales, for exactly these reasons especially she-beasts.

They ALWAYS have the latest gear in pink and orange and can tell you every fact about every rock or fish; usually obnoxious know it all's who brag about how little air they used (complete bullshit coz bigger people require more air to oxygenate thier cells thus are always the air-pigs...) "Air pig" is not my term, it's a dive thing....

They ALWAYS also need help hauling back into the boat the fucking fat, heavy, useless, unfit, dangerous and oblivious cunts.

I've been buddied with many strangers over the years including fat arses. Without hesitation I can state the best buddies are newbie's who are keen and knowledgable and watch thier air dial and dive computer fastidiously and don't stray more than a few feet from me thier buddy. They usually are the only peep to do a proper buddy check before the dive too (best among them is usually older teen boys who are fit smart and strong, respect experience, don't argue, and take critique and "man talk" as given, IE: "I'm trying to help u dickhead").

The WORST are she-whales. They always have some of the following traits: From USA (sorry all u seppo's but some of u suck shit badly), New fluro gear, "100's of dives", big mouths, "can you carry this for me?", Camera's, torpedo's, oversize fins, negligent buddy checking procedures (I had one who yelled me coz I checked her buddy reg by blasting a breath thru it to make sure it worked and thereby "wasted" some of her air..), try to swim against the current instead of across or with it and wear themselves out (and out ME in danger coz I had to follow her), fight surges, obliviously ignore air and comp readings, dive deeper than licenced, ignore dive master AND lastly and worstly took my buddy reg so she could use my air to conserve hers!!!!

(Source: me, diver with 25 yrs xp around Australia).

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[–] OscarEijgenraam 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

over 150 logged dives

Logged pounds greatly exceeds 150 though.

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[–] Colonel_Questionmark 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

“train”. Lol

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[–] Podge512 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'd like to think any self respecting whale would have higher standards than that!

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Hope it gets mistaken for a walrus and eaten by a shark...and that no harm comes to the shark.

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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

shark would get beetus

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