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[–] derram 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

https://archive.fo/P77oK :

Jessica Simpson models racy red bikini as she has a ball in Bahamas | Daily Mail Online

'The curvy A Public Affair singer showed off her body in a cherry red bikini with a floral wrap barely hiding her cover girl shape. '

'Jessica Simpson has been on a long holiday in the Bahamas with her husband of four years, Eric Johnson. '

'Eric was seen walking up the beach in dark shorts and a red cap as well as sunglasses while holding his board. '

'Since then there has been rampant speculation on her Instagram page that she could be expecting a third child. '

'Later the Dukes Of Hazzard actress added a pretty green, pink and red floral print jacket that had a very thin belt. '


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[–] Lilacaxe 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

But, but, her tits sticks out further than her belly, right?....right?.........…..right?

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[–] EnemiesHeirBeware 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fattys gunna fat. They truly believe big tits=sexy. I truly believe that shit is gross.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Teets are not tits.

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[–] EnemiesHeirBeware 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

She was always a ticking time bomb. That bitch been waiting to explode lmao. That sham of an article was gassing her up like she's hella cute or something... TF is wrong with ppls eyes!? Fat ladden shrapnel from the eat-beast time bomb.

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[–] physicalculturist 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Its so strangely true that you can usually tell when someone is a "fat grenade", just a hairs breadth from having the pin fall out. Pretty sure she's had lipo in the past already too around the time she broke up w/ tony romo. She was hamming up fast even back then.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

When the Daily Mail describes you as curvy, you know it's over.

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[–] nomadriders 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago  (edited ago)

These lips are made for eating, that's just what they'll do, one of these days these lips are gonna eat all your food too.