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[–] 12614765? ago 

Please... Even if I couldn't swim, I'm smart enough to wear a life preserver.

There's no way you can win this exchange. You just give me more amusement - every time you respond. It's like a midget threatening to jump up and kick me in the shin.

So... Umm... Wanna come over for dinner? I've got wine and we can yell obscenities at each other until the wee hours of the morning.

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[–] 12614807? ago  (edited ago)

Please... Even if I couldn't swim, I'm smart enough to wear a life preserver.

Typical nigger, not even ashamed to swim in his own piss.

So... Umm... Wanna come over for dinner?

I don't eat fried chicken from fast food joints.

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[–] 12614894? ago 

Nah, we're having venison steaks, mashed potato, and baby cabbages - it's gonna be delicious. I also eat in a civilized manner, I hate people who make noises when they eat.

And, you know you're drinking Moses' piss, right?