[–] PhilaFerret ago
One of them blamed President Trump for gaining weight, so this and her last three movies are likely his fault, too.
[–] theoldones ago
please let her die on the hospital table
she is a blob of lard that believes its a comedian, but oh wow is it ever wrong
[–] ILoveBeingHuman 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She's probably been binge eating and drinking since realizing I Feel Hammy is one of the most spectacular bombs of the decade. $21.4M gross after being out for a week and it cost $32M to make and who knows how much to advertise. So now she's stuffed her fat face with too much food & booze her kidneys have had enough.
[–] Maroonsaint ago
Isn’t it your liver that handles booze?
[–] ILoveBeingHuman ago
It's the most affected, but kidneys aren't left alone. Same with overeating. That's why alcoholics and fatties often have problems with multiple organs, especially liver and kidneys.
[–] fuckfacemcgee 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
I once had a kidney infection. It was attributed to a viral infection caused by a super deviant lifestyle. It knocked me down for a week and I thought I would die. Painful as all hell but not as hellish as full-blown opiate withdraws. Anyway I survived, straightened up somewhat and still have my looks. She however, cant do anything about her fat fucking face.
[–] SmokeyMeadow 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Her organs must be rejecting her body. Usually this only happens with transplant patients.
[–] AndrewBlazeIt ago
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE