[–] TheBuddha 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 2.6 years ago
I can't. Those are all my children.
[–] gabara [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 2.6 years ago
Ah, I'll find another batch. You're more quality of quantity. Your offspring will lead @crustybeaver52 and @ilikeskittles children into battle.
[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 2.6 years ago
I have no idea how I only have two kids. I pretty much fucked an entire generation (besides the millenials) and didn't use protection. Things slowed a bit during the AIDS scare and I mostly used protection after that, sorta...
I'm baffled.
[–] DieselBustersYes 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 2.6 years ago
You must have a world record or something for the most kids. Or you're close up there. Good job!
Did it cost a million dollars of tax payer money to take care of them?
Nah, more than that!
Really, I'm actually surprised I only have two. I stuck my dick in everything.
[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 2.6 years ago
That's going to take awhile. But I'm up for it.
[–] gabara [S] 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 2.6 years ago
You're doing God's word. Seriously, this was the first commandment: MAEK BABBEYS
[–] CrustyBeaver52 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 2.6 years ago
Listen... I'm probably going to need at least a week for an effort of this magnitude.
[–] gabara [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 2.6 years ago
Here's 72 litres of Red Bull. Get to it. I'm too old. We need more troops for Barron. He has to do what his father was too ((())) to do.
For Barron and Victory!
[–] TheBuddha 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I can't. Those are all my children.
[–] gabara [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Ah, I'll find another batch. You're more quality of quantity. Your offspring will lead @crustybeaver52 and @ilikeskittles children into battle.
[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I have no idea how I only have two kids. I pretty much fucked an entire generation (besides the millenials) and didn't use protection. Things slowed a bit during the AIDS scare and I mostly used protection after that, sorta...
I'm baffled.
[–] DieselBustersYes ago
You must have a world record or something for the most kids. Or you're close up there. Good job!
Did it cost a million dollars of tax payer money to take care of them?
[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Nah, more than that!
Really, I'm actually surprised I only have two. I stuck my dick in everything.