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[–] JoeFacts 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

They're all gay. Fixed it.

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[–] Empire_of_the_mind 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yes

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[–] TheMatrix 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Ah. It's what the left doesn't understand. Scenes must move the plot forward. Action hero movies are about action and heroes. Sex or political agendas don't need to be pushed in every film. The left is full of authoritarian delusion. Literal mind-controlled zombies.

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[–] Lemongarb 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I like where this is going. It's getting hilarious.

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[–] Talc 2 points 38 points (+40|-2) ago 

doesn't seem to occur to whoever wrote that, not all queers look or act like faggots, so unless the movie features each of its stars in bed with their partners or trying to form relationships we won't actually know if they're gay, straight, or whatever.

being the facetious trouble causer I am, I would suggest that the question itself is a hate crime against all gay people who don't wear their sexuality like a uniform, it's effectively saying that if you're not a one-dimensional screaming poofter you're not gay enough to count.

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[–] Cat-hax 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Oh don't worry they will include a faggot sex scene.

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[–] ShowMeThePunny ago 

Queer is an umbrella term for sexual and gender minorities who are not heterosexual and/or not cisgender.

Off the top of my head...

  • Scarlet Witch is in a presumably sexual relationship with a robot, prior to that she had a very unorthodox relationship with her twin brother.
  • There is no way Black Widow isn't bisexual. I would probably include Maria Hill too. If the situation called for it in sure Furu and Hawkeye would Honeydick.
  • Star Lord has "laid with na Askervarian".

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[–] Empire_of_the_mind ago 

Make them ALL gay. Who cares.

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[–] WanderingMitten 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No joke, some of the best homosexual characters are ones who just act like people and then you see their same partner lover. it's like, oh they were gay, cool. Story moves on. it's so fucked that these fags wants characters that are like "well you know before going into battle I just wanna do my nails and make sure they look all good and nice and then get my ass pounded by the hulk cause he's the only man that can do me good!" -Thor

Yet that's what these fags want, they want obvious gay people.

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[–] culofiesta ago 

You must have never seen Wiccan and Hulking, two gayboys they sacrificed to the SJWs. They constantly discuss their gayness and do cutey things so legbeards and cat ladies can schlick off to them.

Guess (((who))) made Wiccan gay?

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[–] gabara 2 points 60 points (+62|-2) ago 

Then make Black Panther gay. Solved! Best part is would out how homophobic blacks are.

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[–] captainstrange 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Gabara I think you've out done @ExpertShitPoster.

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That would really ruin it for wakandans.

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[–] noobftw 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

It;s established he has a lady friend whom he is in or has had a romantic relationship with.

If you want someone whose not had a relationship, you have to go with Nick Fury, Captain America, or Black Widow.

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[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs ago 

Black widow wants dat hulk schlong.

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[–] i_scream_trucks ago 

Yeah but is it a lady lady or a 'Lady'

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[–] UsedToBeCujoQuarrel 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Caps got a girl friend. That CIA chick

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[–] gabara 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

He was just experimenting with vagina. It didn't take. He gay.

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[–] Mint_Chocolate 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It covers the entire spread with just one character. Though libs hate it when blacks are gay because they're not making more oogaboogas.

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[–] aria_taint 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Now see, that's the kind of out of the box thinking needed.

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