[–] Neverendingpissstory 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
These are the kinda people you insead of prison they need to be dropped in a zoo sanctuary with the big cats and he has to try to survive. Would be a great show.
[–] vastrightwing 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
As your lawyer, I advise you to tell the jury that if they vote to convict you that they are very racist. They don't understand how hard it is being black. And with more blacks being thrown in jail, it's only fair to give me a break. I dindu nuffin.
[–] Upchucktheboogie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Jokes on us, they thrive in prison. Going to prison is like the ultimate welfare state. They're responsible for absolutely nothing and get everything needed to live.