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[–] Ionsurfer 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

What’s next forks?

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[–] 12568110? [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hands. They can become fists without warning! WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

We already were there, we are already at spoons and that you can only sell them if ID is provided.

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[–] Talc 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

technically, forks and spoons are both "bladed" and have therefore been illegal since the VCR act 1988 was passed into law, as have files, shovels, and thousands of other ordinary objects.

As I keep on facetiously pointing out, nobody's been killed with a peashooter since the '88 act banned them, so there's an up-side if you look for it!

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[–] Talc 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's beyond bullshit, it's a very clear symptom of mental illness, fixating upon and fetishising the object instead of the act.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You see, actually doing something is hard, also it may bring up some very inconvineint questions (like the race/immigration question), but doing retarded token shit is easy and ensures your paycheck.

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[–] Paneedleribena22 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Of course Londoner are fine with this

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[–] Gorillion ago 

But not machetes, because that would be racist.

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[–] bloodguard 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's going to be hilarious when the stabby miscreants discover the magic of a sharpened stick (spear). Then they're going to be frantically banning trees.

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[–] theshopper 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lol when you can't wait for the next season of Black Mirror, just read some UK news.

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[–] jamesed ago 

Just how are you going to cut off your 10 oz. T-bone from the carcass or slice your veggies very thin (if your are a vegan)???

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