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[–] Ionsurfer 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

What’s next forks?

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

We already were there, we are already at spoons and that you can only sell them if ID is provided.

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[–] Talc 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

technically, forks and spoons are both "bladed" and have therefore been illegal since the VCR act 1988 was passed into law, as have files, shovels, and thousands of other ordinary objects.

As I keep on facetiously pointing out, nobody's been killed with a peashooter since the '88 act banned them, so there's an up-side if you look for it!

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[–] 12568110? [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hands. They can become fists without warning! WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

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[–] Gorillion ago 

But not machetes, because that would be racist.

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[–] theshopper 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lol when you can't wait for the next season of Black Mirror, just read some UK news.

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] Talc 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's beyond bullshit, it's a very clear symptom of mental illness, fixating upon and fetishising the object instead of the act.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You see, actually doing something is hard, also it may bring up some very inconvineint questions (like the race/immigration question), but doing retarded token shit is easy and ensures your paycheck.

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[–] i_am_triggered 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm pretty sure they will soon declare martial arts illegal.

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[–] theshopper 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

We should place bets on this kinda stuff.

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The jews said they would do this to Europe. Here we are.

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