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[–] MetalAegis 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The government drank half my glass... -The libertarian.

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[–] armday2day 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Joke as you like

BUT

At least libertarians and AnCaps are employed and understand/respect private property

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[–] FreshConduit 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I spent half my glass defending against the gob

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[–] GoodGodKirk 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

3 more:

Alt left: lies! The glass is full when we pour it!

Alt right: MSM lies! It’s really hiding the the rest of the water!!

Jews: $1.95

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[–] armday2day 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

1.95 for a glass? Who would ask me, a poor Jew for a buck-fifty, for a glass? Oy vey, someone help! This thief is demanding a dollar for a glass! Anyone? Anyone?

Very well. I'll gladly pay forty-nine cents for a glass.

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[–] GoodGodKirk 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

$1.95

No discounts

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[–] addie89 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The glass is full. Half full of water and half full of air.

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[–] armday2day 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Does that make you a philosopher or a mathematician?

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[–] addie89 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Philosopher. Though I did enjoy math in my years as a student. I started as an engineering student and worked my way into a philosophy major.

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[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm a realist; what's in the glass and do I get to drink it if it's whiskey?

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[–] armday2day 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm an idealist, and I guarantee a full glass for every man, woman and child! I don't care if it's full of bleach, you're all getting one.

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[–] Germ22 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

and the realist. the glas is full of water and air.

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[–] The_Prophets_Profit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The hippy: we're breathing the air that's overflowing from the glass, man.

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[–] 12503727? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

More like the annoying technically correct guy

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[–] Germ22 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

the best kind of correct.