[–] GoodGodKirk 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
3 more:
Alt left: lies! The glass is full when we pour it!
Alt right: MSM lies! It’s really hiding the the rest of the water!!
Jews: $1.95
[–] armday2day 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
1.95 for a glass? Who would ask me, a poor Jew for a buck-fifty, for a glass? Oy vey, someone help! This thief is demanding a dollar for a glass! Anyone? Anyone?
Very well. I'll gladly pay forty-nine cents for a glass.
[–] MetalAegis 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
The government drank half my glass... -The libertarian.
[–] FreshConduit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I spent half my glass defending against the gob
[–] armday2day 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Joke as you like
BUT
At least libertarians and AnCaps are employed and understand/respect private property
[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm a realist; what's in the glass and do I get to drink it if it's whiskey?
[–] armday2day 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Does that make you a philosopher or a mathematician?
[–] armday2day 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm an idealist, and I guarantee a full glass for every man, woman and child! I don't care if it's full of bleach, you're all getting one.
[–] Germ22 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago
and the realist. the glas is full of water and air.
[–] 12503727? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
More like the annoying technically correct guy
[–] Germ22 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
the best kind of correct.
[–] The_Prophets_Profit 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The hippy: we're breathing the air that's overflowing from the glass, man.