[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Hands break in fight, and burn in chemical plants. Dicks don't. Thats why you need a backup hand.
[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If we had two dicks, mankind would still be living in caves because we'd never get anything productive done.
[–] DieselBustersYes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Mormons don't seem to understand this.
[–] totes_magotes [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh thank God. I was beginning to wonder if maybe I was masturbating wrong or something.
[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How else you supposed to hold up the porno mag centerfold?
[–] DrunkViking 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So amputate one of your arms then. Problem solved. Or maybe the other hand is to wipe your ass with? Better keep it then.
[–] gabara 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Actually the hands are to hold down the woman with.
[–] totes_magotes [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Erm.....
[–] gabara 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Or hold her down with one, punch her with the other. I prefer unnatural coitus, where the woman is compliant. Then you can use your hands to play with her boobs.