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[–] Gumbatron 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

What if I identify as a knifeosexual and the knife in question is my pan gendered intimate partner kin. Preventing me from carrying that knife would literally invalidate my existence.

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[–] ThunderbirdSon 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

1,000 people actually 'liked' this tweet. Every time I feel enraged at the deep state for taking our rights away, I remember that there are millions of idiot civilians who WANT the rights to be taken. Thanks, public school!

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[–] obvious-throwaway- 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Did the guy surrounded by armed guards 24/7 just tell people there is no need for self defense?

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[–] weezkitty [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yep. Take that Muslim cock. Don't fight back

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[–] draaaak 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I have only ever heard this claim from people who don't carry a knife. Those same people are always so grateful when I use my knife to solve a problem they face, like opening a box, or removing a tag from clothing, or just yesterday: cutting a steak sandwich in half. Arguably the most useful tool ever invented, but nope, no reason to carry one.

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[–] Vic_V ago 

why use a knife when you could use a dull rusted safety blade

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

... except when youre going to/from work and its one of your tools.

(Literally the law. They like leaving bits out to shit stir people)

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[–] MetalAegis 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] Diggernicks 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Next up, London falls prey to a rash of sharp stick assaults.

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[–] ardvarcus ago 

Eye patches become the latest edgy fashion statement.

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[–] Gumbatron 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

later on in the day....

Breaking News!: Man dies after becoming entangled in string. Didn't have a knife on him.

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[–] rushin_haquer 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

How about if I want to cut something?

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