[–] collin6173 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
That reminds me of something similar. I owed some back tax money and called to pay it, but they wouldn't let me because the paperwork was originally filled out using an alternate spelling of my name. Different by one letter.
[–] stallion_412 ago
Typically the IRS doesn't care if you're off by $25 or less. It's not worth their time or money, plus they're way understaffed these days anyway.
[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Why would anyone want to go to Sweden?
[–] Gumbatron 1 point 11 points 12 points (+12|-1) ago
Narrator: Joe decided that in order to get out of jail, he would have to use his superior diplomacy skills.
Pvt. Joe Bowers: [talking to the prison guard] Hey, uh... I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail, not going back in...
Prison Guard #2: [hits Joe on the back of the head] You're supposed to be in that line, dumbass!
[he points to the door]
Prison Guard #2: Hey, guys, let this dumbass out!
[–] BlackBaron 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
relevant video
[–] Morbo 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
Hmm, I'm Not Sure where I've heard this one. Maybe I should grab me a cold Brawndo and watch some Ow My Balls while I think about it. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
[–] Gumbatron 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Shut up! 'Batin!