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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They told me to stop emailing them. It seems they didn't like my requests. They were rather vulgar and rude in their responses. I'm not sure why, I was the epitome of polite and even told them that I thought of them as though they were real people. I've long forgotten the exact words I used in my requests, but I think it was requesting a dozen to get naked, slather themselves in Crisco while running around on all fours and squealing while I tried to catch them like a pig catching contest at the county fair... That was either my first or second request and might have been the one that prompted the vulgar tirade and telling me that I can't email them anymore.

It's too bad, too. I've got all sorts of great ideas of things to do with rented midgets. So, I'll never get to rent a midget.

I miss getting drunk and trolling.

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why'd ya stop?

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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My job was complete.