[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They're almost like people!
Have I told you that http://rentamidget.com exists AND will let you rent midgets? Well, maybe not you... They told me to stop emailing them, so I'm prohibited from midget rental. Alcohol was a factor.
[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah i bought from them before.
[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They told me to stop emailing them. It seems they didn't like my requests. They were rather vulgar and rude in their responses. I'm not sure why, I was the epitome of polite and even told them that I thought of them as though they were real people. I've long forgotten the exact words I used in my requests, but I think it was requesting a dozen to get naked, slather themselves in Crisco while running around on all fours and squealing while I tried to catch them like a pig catching contest at the county fair... That was either my first or second request and might have been the one that prompted the vulgar tirade and telling me that I can't email them anymore.
It's too bad, too. I've got all sorts of great ideas of things to do with rented midgets. So, I'll never get to rent a midget.
I miss getting drunk and trolling.