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[–] Scribbleballs 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Uh, where is it’s nipples?

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[–] ilikefish 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The lack of nipples scares me the most about this pic.

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[–] Artie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fat people are not only a bigger target, but are too slow to run away as well.

"There's a shooter 2 rooms over and he's coming this way! Quick jump out the windows and run!"

"REEEEE SOMEBODY HELP ME I CAN'T GET OUT THE WINDOW!!!!!!"

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[–] ilikefish 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

In survival situations where fleeing from a threat is necessary, fats are nice to have. I can outrun them and they make great human shields!

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[–] BlackAdamRedLantern 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Missing the point that the're also a bigger target.

More to the point though, what kind of asshole are they where getting shot is so likely that they justify it by being fat. Additionally surgical complications from being fat are a problem.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But in order to survive the bullet, you first have to live long enough to be shot by someone. You will more likely die of a heart attack long before anyone tries to kill you so it's a catch 22.

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[–] 12388924? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I prefer the sequel, Catch .44

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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

lets test this theory

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[–] 12386356? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They tested it on the most appropriate natural target - the nipple.

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[–] paradoxymorphone 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Healthy At Every Shooting?

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[–] c-fox 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEO8fz5OQ5Q
Pretty sure the shock and blood loss would kill it.

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[–] Naught405 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My 9mm stack is loaded Rem JHP x2 (14" pen, ballistics gel, 3.5" barrel), Horn JHP +P x2 (21" pen), Rem FMJ x4 (32" pen). If shit gets serious we're making exit wounds.

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