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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

lets test this theory

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[–] 12386356? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They tested it on the most appropriate natural target - the nipple.

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[–] Scribbleballs 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Uh, where is it’s nipples?

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[–] ilikefish 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The lack of nipples scares me the most about this pic.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But in order to survive the bullet, you first have to live long enough to be shot by someone. You will more likely die of a heart attack long before anyone tries to kill you so it's a catch 22.

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[–] 12388924? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I prefer the sequel, Catch .44

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[–] BlackAdamRedLantern 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Missing the point that the're also a bigger target.

More to the point though, what kind of asshole are they where getting shot is so likely that they justify it by being fat. Additionally surgical complications from being fat are a problem.

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[–] BipedalPredator 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hollow point maybe. But a true zhitlord packs hcfn rounds, for maximum penetration of adipose matter.