[–] Scribbleballs 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Uh, where is it’s nipples?
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
But in order to survive the bullet, you first have to live long enough to be shot by someone. You will more likely die of a heart attack long before anyone tries to kill you so it's a catch 22.
[–] BlackAdamRedLantern 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Missing the point that the're also a bigger target.
More to the point though, what kind of asshole are they where getting shot is so likely that they justify it by being fat. Additionally surgical complications from being fat are a problem.
[–] BipedalPredator 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hollow point maybe. But a true zhitlord packs hcfn rounds, for maximum penetration of adipose matter.
[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
lets test this theory
[–] 12386356? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
They tested it on the most appropriate natural target - the nipple.