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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

What you are really doing is praying for a diagnosis so you can use it as a reason for being fat. "Check it out! I have a tumour so that's why I can't lose weight (probably)." Any normal person would be scared for their life if they heard the possibility of a tumour, but your only concern if your hormones because "hormones" are a catch-all condishun that justifies fatness to morons like "chemicals." It's sick how excited it is to learn it has something wrong.

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[–] Sylph 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Exactly this. They'll look for anything to blame but their own shitty choices.

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[–] callthehambulance 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Actual tumour owner here. My weight has been fine since I was diagnosed. I'm probably healthier than ever because going to the gym regularly (I was, but sporadically before) makes me feel normal.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Same here. Still not fat. Funny how that works huh? Stupid fat cunts like this trivialize everything.

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[–] REEEperMan 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

The nurse/doctor probably used a dowsing rod to locate a blood vessel under all that fat.

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[–] c-fox 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

They genuinely have to use ultrasound sometimes to find a vein in these ham hocks.
I had to give blood last year and the nurse actually laughed at my veins which are like ropes under my skin.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

My company pays for on-site blood tests annually, and it's amazing how much cow-workers complain every year about how bad the tech is at finding a vein. Every year it's a different tech, every year they come out of the room saying the person had to try both arms in multiple spots, before they finally hit a vein. Then they all have bruises inside their elbows for a week. Meanwhile, it's always one try on my arm, they hit oil, and I end up with a tiny hole that's gone by the next day.

I just don't understand how you can have a half inch of solid fat over your veins, making them totally obscured, and expect some guy to just get lucky on his first try.

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[–] 12381318? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I do that shit for a living. I fucking hate drawing blood from fats.

See that needle they're using? That's not the needle you use in a routine draw from the arm.

This phleb was going in on a hope and a prayer and somehow got lucky.

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[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

This is the same ham as that "fittest ever, cross-fit 5x a week, practically orthorexic" post.

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[–] belil569 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yet another reason crossfit is stupid. Gives the impression people are actually working out

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[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I only really ever have to go to the doctor for physicals because they're required before a fight. These people are at the doctor's office twice a fucking month. It's insane!

"Wait til you get older..." usually said by people that I'm the same age or older than.

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[–] roguevert 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I fuckin love that tho...

wait till you get older.... i'm fuckin 40 asshole...

just because you're a busted ass 30 yr old from negligence and smoking...

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[–] billyjackthemac 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

nothings fucking up fatty’s hormones more than the 200 lbs of blubber it wears.

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[–] MurderParty 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Found a tumor, not worried about cancer tho, just "hormones", because "hormones" are the big bad wolf in the fat community right now, hormones will get you all the attention.

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[–] mooserag 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

obese "people" should get a 3 strikes policy with doctors per yer

at the 3rd strike they just lock it in a cage till it dies

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[–] callthehambulance 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It really boils my piss that these shitlarks make out that frequent visits to the Doctor are the norm. They aren't. I see my GP every three months, my neurosurgeon twice a year, and the MRI team twice a year and have ongoing instructions to call my GP as soon as I can if I develop any more symptoms on top of the ones I have.

I HATE it. I hate that my life involves this so much and that holidays, exams, appointments, etc are all worked around my medical schedule. I don't take selfies in waiting rooms or post on social media under my real name about it and I really am mad as fuck that I have to do this (though I do it anyhows, because the other option is not keeping an eye on things and an early death if things aren't picked up on).

It's easy for these fat cunts to fucking revel in a diagnosis which they've caused themselves, and which has an easy remedy (mine doesn't, it's inoperable) and I don't glorify it or post for selfies or fucking love it when I have to go to hospital. How these deluded, mentally ill pieces of detritus can be so fucking tee-hee-y over it all is beyond me.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm not trying to one up you or anything, but I spend 3x a week in the hospital getting treatments for 7 hours at a time, for the last 10 years of my life now. I have appts. several times a week. Again, not trying to one up you, just trying to commiserate with you. It sucks when people like us get shit on health wise when fats are over here treating their bodies like garbage, and then actually hope that they have something wrong with them so they can post it all over social media for sympathy and victim points. MUH ATTENTION

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[–] callthehambulance 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hey, you're not coming across as doing that at all! No worries. It's nice to talk to someone who gets it, tbh, rather than those people who are all "one time I was mad at my BF so I drank a lot and gobbled a wee fistful of paracetamol and went to A&E!" or those spoonies of munchies who would dearly love to have something seriously wrong.

I hope things improve for you, at any rate. I kinda, in a sick way, enjoy seeing spoonies and munchies ruin themselves. I guess I'm the worst sort of person, but I need some laughs in my life

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