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[–] REEEperMan 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

The nurse/doctor probably used a dowsing rod to locate a blood vessel under all that fat.

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[–] c-fox 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

They genuinely have to use ultrasound sometimes to find a vein in these ham hocks.
I had to give blood last year and the nurse actually laughed at my veins which are like ropes under my skin.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

My company pays for on-site blood tests annually, and it's amazing how much cow-workers complain every year about how bad the tech is at finding a vein. Every year it's a different tech, every year they come out of the room saying the person had to try both arms in multiple spots, before they finally hit a vein. Then they all have bruises inside their elbows for a week. Meanwhile, it's always one try on my arm, they hit oil, and I end up with a tiny hole that's gone by the next day.

I just don't understand how you can have a half inch of solid fat over your veins, making them totally obscured, and expect some guy to just get lucky on his first try.

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[–] 12381318? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I do that shit for a living. I fucking hate drawing blood from fats.

See that needle they're using? That's not the needle you use in a routine draw from the arm.

This phleb was going in on a hope and a prayer and somehow got lucky.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

What you are really doing is praying for a diagnosis so you can use it as a reason for being fat. "Check it out! I have a tumour so that's why I can't lose weight (probably)." Any normal person would be scared for their life if they heard the possibility of a tumour, but your only concern if your hormones because "hormones" are a catch-all condishun that justifies fatness to morons like "chemicals." It's sick how excited it is to learn it has something wrong.

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[–] Sylph 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Exactly this. They'll look for anything to blame but their own shitty choices.

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[–] callthehambulance 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Actual tumour owner here. My weight has been fine since I was diagnosed. I'm probably healthier than ever because going to the gym regularly (I was, but sporadically before) makes me feel normal.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Same here. Still not fat. Funny how that works huh? Stupid fat cunts like this trivialize everything.

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[–] veganesthie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I would hate to go to the doctor all the time. I go once a year for blood work and that’s about it. Occasional running injuries maybe.

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[–] billyjackthemac 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

nothings fucking up fatty’s hormones more than the 200 lbs of blubber it wears.

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[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I only really ever have to go to the doctor for physicals because they're required before a fight. These people are at the doctor's office twice a fucking month. It's insane!

"Wait til you get older..." usually said by people that I'm the same age or older than.

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[–] roguevert 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I fuckin love that tho...

wait till you get older.... i'm fuckin 40 asshole...

just because you're a busted ass 30 yr old from negligence and smoking...

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[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Forever on a quest to prove their hormone levels are the reason they're fat, shoveling mountains of food in their gullets every wobbly step of the way.

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[–] Rokuah 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Despite the fact that their hormones being out of wack is a result of their gluttony.

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[–] polebunny 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Claiming certain hormonal issues will automatically cause weight gain is such bs. I remember getting on contraception in high school and the nurse told me it will cause some weight gain. Fast forward half a year to the next appt I had lost weight. Loved the fatty nurse's face when she saw the number.

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[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

This is the same ham as that "fittest ever, cross-fit 5x a week, practically orthorexic" post.

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[–] belil569 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yet another reason crossfit is stupid. Gives the impression people are actually working out

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[–] mooserag 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

obese "people" should get a 3 strikes policy with doctors per yer

at the 3rd strike they just lock it in a cage till it dies

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