[–] billyjackthemac 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
nothings fucking up fatty’s hormones more than the 200 lbs of blubber it wears.
[–] REEEperMan 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
The nurse/doctor probably used a dowsing rod to locate a blood vessel under all that fat.
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
My company pays for on-site blood tests annually, and it's amazing how much cow-workers complain every year about how bad the tech is at finding a vein. Every year it's a different tech, every year they come out of the room saying the person had to try both arms in multiple spots, before they finally hit a vein. Then they all have bruises inside their elbows for a week. Meanwhile, it's always one try on my arm, they hit oil, and I end up with a tiny hole that's gone by the next day.
I just don't understand how you can have a half inch of solid fat over your veins, making them totally obscured, and expect some guy to just get lucky on his first try.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 31 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago
What you are really doing is praying for a diagnosis so you can use it as a reason for being fat. "Check it out! I have a tumour so that's why I can't lose weight (probably)." Any normal person would be scared for their life if they heard the possibility of a tumour, but your only concern if your hormones because "hormones" are a catch-all condishun that justifies fatness to morons like "chemicals." It's sick how excited it is to learn it has something wrong.
[–] callthehambulance 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Actual tumour owner here. My weight has been fine since I was diagnosed. I'm probably healthier than ever because going to the gym regularly (I was, but sporadically before) makes me feel normal.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Same here. Still not fat. Funny how that works huh? Stupid fat cunts like this trivialize everything.
[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
I only really ever have to go to the doctor for physicals because they're required before a fight. These people are at the doctor's office twice a fucking month. It's insane!
"Wait til you get older..." usually said by people that I'm the same age or older than.
[–] roguevert 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I fuckin love that tho...
wait till you get older.... i'm fuckin 40 asshole...
just because you're a busted ass 30 yr old from negligence and smoking...