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[–] fathatersball 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Festivals give me diarrhea!"

"So proud of you!" https://imgur.com/a/0iL9z

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[–] MorbidlyObese 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Besides being a 500 pound gargoyle, she seems like a genuinely horrible person to be around ANYTIME! Constant complaining, self aggrandizing, delusional, narcissistic, a real joy!

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[–] Hummusforensics ago 

It’s that shinning personality. /s

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It left the "A" out of FEASTIVAL season and wrote "festival season."

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Because festivals are in the summer and the horrible chub rub you experience in the summer makes you dread the impending future (i.e shit yourself) thanks to your horrible lifestyle choices? Or because festivals always involve junk food stands and your inevitable gorging on shit food causes more literal diarrhea?

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Tess gets grosser every year. How can anyone take it seriously anymore?

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The only “following” that thing has is other deathfats. The other deathfats idolize, follow and worship that horrible thing. It’s kind of a >50 BMI girls fan club thing. All the rest of us can do is hope that Lord Beetus hastens to come claim what is his.