[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The bigger question is: do countries have a speech for a zombie outbreak?
[–] shitpostfacto1 ago
The old girl is getting kind of long in the tooth. I'm sure she wants to see it happen pretty soon so she doesn't miss it altogether.
[–] 12190790? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yes, and all the British royals (probably the others, too) are required on all their visits around the world to have a black outfit with them in case somebody important like the Queen dies. It's all protocol, I don't think it's anything (extra) nefarious. You would not believe the rules that these people have to follow.
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[–] Mathurin1911 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
You know we have pre-written war plans for invading basically every nation on earth. And so do most other nations. Its a thing they have junior officers constantly write and rewrite to keep them busy during peacetime. Damn handy when war actually does break out.
[–] shitpostfacto1 ago
I think it's more like we and a few of our favorite vassels have the plans pre-written for invading every nation on earth. Most of the rest of the countries have plans pre-written for what to do when we and the vassels invade them.
[–] Gottmituns 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm sure they keep a speech up to date and ready to go. I bet theres a "2016" version of this speech that they ready to use.