[–] HillBoulder 5 points -2 points 3 points (+3|-5) 2.7 years ago
Where's her sex tape?
[–] LordoftheBeetus 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) 2.7 years ago
Your Mom was too busy making another one.
[–] HillBoulder 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 2.7 years ago
That's gotta be the least clever thing I've read since I've been here.
[–] [deleted] 9 points -2 points 7 points (+7|-9) 2.7 years ago
[–] 12150782? 2 points 12 points 14 points (+14|-2) 2.7 years ago
Why not use that energy to improve yourself and find someone you can fuck instead of pretending.
[–] Sprintal 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 2.7 years ago
Some of us live in the top ten fattest cities in America and every fit woman we knew is packing on the pounds.
[–] J_Darnley 2 points 3 points 5 points (+5|-2) 2.7 years ago
Too late for some of us for we are already wizards.
[–] HillBoulder 5 points -2 points 3 points (+3|-5) ago
Where's her sex tape?
[–] LordoftheBeetus 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Your Mom was too busy making another one.
[–] HillBoulder 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's gotta be the least clever thing I've read since I've been here.