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[–] HillBoulder 5 points -2 points (+3|-5) ago 

Where's her sex tape?

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[–] LordoftheBeetus 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Your Mom was too busy making another one.

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[–] HillBoulder 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's gotta be the least clever thing I've read since I've been here.

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[–] 12150782? 2 points 12 points (+14|-2) ago 

Why not use that energy to improve yourself and find someone you can fuck instead of pretending.

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[–] Sprintal 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Some of us live in the top ten fattest cities in America and every fit woman we knew is packing on the pounds.

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[–] J_Darnley 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

Too late for some of us for we are already wizards.