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[–] tiredtonight 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Shit in the urinals.

I still don't understand it. There were toilets available, and most of them clean. But there they were, two massive, chocolate urinal cakes.

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[–] drackodelmal 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Stan, who shit in the urinal?

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[–] LordHumongus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The government did it.

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[–] drunksmokingjurk ago 

Shit in the bag covering the urinal because it's out of order.

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[–] amp138 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Inverted cross & pentagram scrawled in shit on the wall of a Target restroom

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[–] tiredtonight ago 

That sounds so metal. Instead of black metal, it could be the birth of brown metal, a new subgenre that makes shit-jokes and puns like lil Wayne while maintaining the musical aesthetic of black metal.

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[–] Antiviral ago 

There's a manga called Detroit Metal City that's a comedy about the metal underground, and they have a band that practices shit metal.

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[–] ohgodsnakes 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was taking a shit in a hole in an Afghan building. It was technically a bathroom, but it's really just a hole in the ground. Anyways, I go to wipe my ass with these Hoo-ah Wipes (basically just wet wipes) anddddd my pistol/holster somehow falls off my belt and into the hole.

Spent the next 15 minutes rigging a bunch of hanger type metal together to get it out... Luckily It was a Glock. I just took the mag out and washed it out. A literal terd was lodged in the barrel. Fun stuff.

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[–] Lance-m 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

LMAO!

F'n middle eastern shit holes!

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[–] ohgodsnakes ago 

Yeah... the worst dude. The worst.

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[–] thatsmrdickface 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You should have shot the gun with the turd in the barrel.

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[–] TheBearProphet 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is a major violation of basic gun safety. You never fire when there is something lodged in the barrel of the gun.

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[–] ohgodsnakes ago 

Lmao. Can't just go shooting whenever I want, but yeah. Afghan turds are the smelliest shits you'll ever smell.

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[–] trinklest 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Toilet overflowing with shit and blood, with a puddle of piss on the floor. Toilet seat covers everywhere. This was at a public park.

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[–] zombieman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Where I used to work, a guy came in to get his paycheck and had to shit. It started in the office and made a trail to the bathroom.

To top it off, he pulled down and shit right in front of the toilet in the stall, and it splattered everywhere. Good thing I was off that day and only there to get my check as well.

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[–] gene6482 ago 

I used to work at a home improvement store, and drew the task of cleaning the ladies bathroom. It was the most disgusting thing I'd ever seen. There was shit on the stall walls. on the floor, bloody tampons on the floor. It's usually said that men are the disgusting ones, but I've never seen anything even close to what I saw that day. I quit that day.

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[–] Rizelea ago 

Back in my 3rd year in high school a certain cubicle in the men's bathroom had so much shit, the janitors put a yellow tape on the bathroom like a crime scene after it was reported. I mean, shit was on the floor, and even in the walls. IN THE WALLS. The guy's underwear was even left even in the shitty floor, adding testament to the poor guy's diarrhea.

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[–] NassTee ago 

I went on a rafting trip once long ago. Before the trip everyone had to change into wetsuits, but the changing room was packed, so I decided to change in the (fairly large, multi-stall) bathroom. As I walked in, there was some fat guy bent over right in front of the door, brown eye aimed right up at me. This guy had more hair in his crack than I have on my entire body. The memory still disgusts me.

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