[–] ohgodsnakes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was taking a shit in a hole in an Afghan building. It was technically a bathroom, but it's really just a hole in the ground. Anyways, I go to wipe my ass with these Hoo-ah Wipes (basically just wet wipes) anddddd my pistol/holster somehow falls off my belt and into the hole.
Spent the next 15 minutes rigging a bunch of hanger type metal together to get it out... Luckily It was a Glock. I just took the mag out and washed it out. A literal terd was lodged in the barrel. Fun stuff.
[–] thatsmrdickface 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You should have shot the gun with the turd in the barrel.
[–] ohgodsnakes ago
Lmao. Can't just go shooting whenever I want, but yeah. Afghan turds are the smelliest shits you'll ever smell.
[–] TheBearProphet 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is a major violation of basic gun safety. You never fire when there is something lodged in the barrel of the gun.
[–] tiredtonight ago
That sounds so metal. Instead of black metal, it could be the birth of brown metal, a new subgenre that makes shit-jokes and puns like lil Wayne while maintaining the musical aesthetic of black metal.
[–] tiredtonight 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Shit in the urinals.
I still don't understand it. There were toilets available, and most of them clean. But there they were, two massive, chocolate urinal cakes.
[–] drackodelmal 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Stan, who shit in the urinal?
[–] zombieman 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Where I used to work, a guy came in to get his paycheck and had to shit. It started in the office and made a trail to the bathroom.
To top it off, he pulled down and shit right in front of the toilet in the stall, and it splattered everywhere. Good thing I was off that day and only there to get my check as well.