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[–] zombieman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Where I used to work, a guy came in to get his paycheck and had to shit. It started in the office and made a trail to the bathroom.

To top it off, he pulled down and shit right in front of the toilet in the stall, and it splattered everywhere. Good thing I was off that day and only there to get my check as well.

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[–] trinklest 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Toilet overflowing with shit and blood, with a puddle of piss on the floor. Toilet seat covers everywhere. This was at a public park.

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[–] ohgodsnakes 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was taking a shit in a hole in an Afghan building. It was technically a bathroom, but it's really just a hole in the ground. Anyways, I go to wipe my ass with these Hoo-ah Wipes (basically just wet wipes) anddddd my pistol/holster somehow falls off my belt and into the hole.

Spent the next 15 minutes rigging a bunch of hanger type metal together to get it out... Luckily It was a Glock. I just took the mag out and washed it out. A literal terd was lodged in the barrel. Fun stuff.

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[–] thatsmrdickface 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You should have shot the gun with the turd in the barrel.

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[–] ohgodsnakes ago 

Lmao. Can't just go shooting whenever I want, but yeah. Afghan turds are the smelliest shits you'll ever smell.

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[–] TheBearProphet 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is a major violation of basic gun safety. You never fire when there is something lodged in the barrel of the gun.

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[–] Lance-m 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

LMAO!

F'n middle eastern shit holes!

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[–] ohgodsnakes ago 

Yeah... the worst dude. The worst.

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[–] amp138 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Inverted cross & pentagram scrawled in shit on the wall of a Target restroom

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[–] tiredtonight ago 

That sounds so metal. Instead of black metal, it could be the birth of brown metal, a new subgenre that makes shit-jokes and puns like lil Wayne while maintaining the musical aesthetic of black metal.

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[–] Antiviral ago 

There's a manga called Detroit Metal City that's a comedy about the metal underground, and they have a band that practices shit metal.

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[–] tiredtonight 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Shit in the urinals.

I still don't understand it. There were toilets available, and most of them clean. But there they were, two massive, chocolate urinal cakes.

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[–] drunksmokingjurk ago 

Shit in the bag covering the urinal because it's out of order.

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[–] drackodelmal 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Stan, who shit in the urinal?

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[–] LordHumongus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The government did it.