I was taking a dump in Turkey balancing myself with a roll of TP. Heard the outer door open and foot steps making a be line for the shitter. Bam! F'n door knocks me off my perch mid push ( it was Turkey, of course the stall lock didn't work) . Nasty!
[–] ohgodsnakes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ah dude... there's literally nothing worse that having to deal with actual turds.