[–] Dismal_Swamp 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
I have an alternate theory on these cattle abductions. Instead of Aliens from another solar system coming here for fresh and tasty bovine meat, I think it's the Nazis. Back at the beginning of WWII the Nazis went to Antarctica and established a base. By the end of the war this base was built into an impenetrable underground fortress that can only be accessed by submarines or by advanced flying machines which the Nazis had created. This base was built to be self sustaining so that there would be no need for outside intervention and it was manned by a large group of Germans that would repopulate the base thru successive generations. Now, forward to the 80's and 90's and these Germans are getting tired of eating penguins and seals. The Germans decide to fly into South and North America to use their advanced tractor beam technology to steal some cows and chickens. Klaus and Günter are making fried chicken and grilling steaks on the particle accelerator during the 2 minute ride back to the underground base. Heil Hitler!
[–] NamelessCrewmember 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I like your style, have an upvoat.
[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They sure do have some odd choices for the cuts they choose to take and leave behind...
[–] derram ago
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=7jtxYW9sWhU :
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