[–] OhMyLumpinGlob 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
“When Alexander saw the breasts of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."
[–] Caboose_Calloway 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That would make for some interesting tan lines.
[–] Yodelayheehoo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Peaks and valleys. It's all peaks and valleys.
[–] Relyter_ ago
Those chest straps always seem to land right on my nipples.
Every time.
[–] Pono_Honu ago
Not hers, though
[–] Relyter_ ago
Yeah, that'd just be even more of a distraction when she unbuckles that strap.
Mercy.