[–] LurkSubwalker 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
What you don't understand is that they are so happy cause they cannot walk anymore.
[–] Fatty_McGoo 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
All what they're missing at this point is a couch that can dispose of their body waste..
[–] Mr-Snrub 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Well, if they have moms this is already taken care of.
[–] click_norris 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If they don't have moms they could always switch to a chair instead of a couch.
[–] DoctorShitlord_MD 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is joke, right? What's this from?
[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
maybe the waddlers can be used as an energy farm
Well, they certainly belong on some kind of farm.
[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
There is a big uptic in companies that deliver from places that don't have a delivery service like doordash etc. too. So now you have more delivery options that just pizza and Chinese food. Now you can get Cheesecake factory, 5 guys burgers, Armadillo Willies, like 200+ places.
In a few years you'll be able to get Taco Bell smoothies so you don't have to waste precious time chewing your 'food'.
[–] Namaha 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
As a fit guy who occasionally eats Taco Bell while drunk, this is actually kind of exciting news.
Of course, it's going to be abused by fatties who can't be arsed to move 30 feet to their car, but still