[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
Let us never forget that statistically average =/= normal.
[–] meta_knights_revenge 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
wow, I can’t believe they finally made maternity clothes for men now
[–] zxcvbnm981 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
"Mommy, I didn't know men could get pregnant!"
[–] Nofats_will_MAGA 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Good idea, it lets me know where to not spend my money.
[–] GoodGodKirk ago
I take offense to that. I’m over the hill and don’t have that gut.
I also can’t grow a beard though. I can’t even complete a goatee without a few weeks growth to connect the bald spots.
[–] HuckleberryHound 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Sadly, that is realistic now. As realistic as you can get without putting a bag of doritos in its hand.