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[–] Selfpropelled ago 

Put a bag of chips and a beetus juice in its arms/hands.

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[–] AvocadoPie [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

what do you think the pockets on cargo shorts are for

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[–] Naught405 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Shoulder:Waist should never be <1 that is fucked up and is ruining all men's shirts.

Apparently the average 39" chest has a 42" waist based on available shirts

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[–] DorothyMantooth ago 

Ugh. They have these fattequins at Target now. Every time I see them I'm offended and consider complaining.

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[–] nerfthis 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Target has shit clothes anyway

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[–] DorothyMantooth ago 

They really do.

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[–] conchpearls1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The pork orcs over on tumblr are probably reeeing about this being not fat enough to truly represent fat people. I know one guy over there who said he had 'skinny privilege' even though he had this exact body just because his friends were megamoons smh

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[–] Woodchuck78 ago 

Pork orcs. Haven't heard that one. Hysterical.

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[–] birds_sing 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I understand why these mannequins exist. It's to show people what they'd look like in those clothes. But the result is that people will see that they'll look like shit in those clothes.

WAIT A MINUTE, I think I figured it out! If I had a store I'd use these mannequins. That way fatties would know they'd look like shit in the clothes. Then they wouldn't bother trying them on, and stinking up and staining the merchandise.

These mannequins should be in every store.

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[–] GoodGodKirk ago 

I take offense to that. I’m over the hill and don’t have that gut.

I also can’t grow a beard though. I can’t even complete a goatee without a few weeks growth to connect the bald spots.

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[–] Nofats_will_MAGA 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Good idea, it lets me know where to not spend my money.

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[–] zxcvbnm981 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

"Mommy, I didn't know men could get pregnant!"

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