[–] GoodGodKirk ago
I take offense to that. I’m over the hill and don’t have that gut.
I also can’t grow a beard though. I can’t even complete a goatee without a few weeks growth to connect the bald spots.
[–] DorothyMantooth ago
Ugh. They have these fattequins at Target now. Every time I see them I'm offended and consider complaining.
[–] Selfpropelled ago
Put a bag of chips and a beetus juice in its arms/hands.
[–] AvocadoPie [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
what do you think the pockets on cargo shorts are for
[–] meta_knights_revenge 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
wow, I can’t believe they finally made maternity clothes for men now