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[–] Earthmortyc137 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

do people really just spend their life waiting for the moment they can sue the fuck out of someone for nothing really?

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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

'murica, fuck yeah!

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[–] EvilSeagull 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

First they turn themselves into victims of some sort then they look for reasons to sue.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fats do.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gotta get that beetus money.

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[–] LegendarySock 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Good. This should happen more often.

I can't imagine who would look at this story and say that the OP is the one looking bad here.

Hmmm I wonder....

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Seriously! That's the part which really bothered me. You go out to specifically find Chinese food and then mock them for being too Chinese?

Though I'm sure his mandarin is fluidly on point.

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[–] DemurexDulcet 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I don’t blame them at all. A normal person will eat 2-3 plates with normal portions. A hamplanet probably eat 5 mountain plates. 🤢

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[–] pandorasfett 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I commented that my suggestion was for it to have some shame. That they were not trying to fat shame but merely trying not to go bankrupt in a country full of hippos. That they come from a culture where people have respect for their own health and for the people around them and above all have some fucking shame. Comment was removed within an hour. This is my biggest issue with fatasses. The utter lack of SHAME.

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[–] intermittentfeasting 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

This would be "rock bottom" to a human, some kind of wake up call that their life has spiraled so far down the drain. I love that the reaction isn't, "holy fuck what have I done", it's "what's muh legal recourse". Then again I don't think an actual sentient human with IQ above 70 would allow themselves to get so fat that they'd be denied food at a buffet. This is the kind of fuckery that happens when a society pushes the narrative that nobody should be ashamed of anything.

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[–] Creggieb 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Perhaps if all you can eat buffets had a "Wall of Shame" where someone whose gluttony causes the business to lose money has their picture taken, a written list of items consumed, and security footage of said consumption posted to youtube.

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[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I prefer the Heart Aattck Grill business model where they get weighed and eat free if they've reached gas giant size. They're actively trying to kill fatties, mocking them and making a profit.

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[–] Sprintal 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"Eat more" is not the same as eating more calories and it doesn't even imply it.

😐

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Obviously the fat was going to take advantage of the all-you-can-eat steamed vegetables.

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

snort LOL! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA... good one. steamed vegetables. As if. Brings to mind that 'Freaky Eaters' episode. The hambeast who gorged on cheesy potatoes. She literally had a breakdown when presented with a brussel sprout.

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[–] rompele 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yeah there was a part in the middle where it spiraled into a shitstorm of fatlogic and I seriously could not believe that people still think that fat people don't get fat because they eat more...

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