[–] Notamerican 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
If being kicked out of a buffet for being too fat is not a wake up call I don't know what is
[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Obviously the fat was going to take advantage of the all-you-can-eat steamed vegetables.
[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
snort LOL! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA... good one. steamed vegetables. As if. Brings to mind that 'Freaky Eaters' episode. The hambeast who gorged on cheesy potatoes. She literally had a breakdown when presented with a brussel sprout.
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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Seriously! That's the part which really bothered me. You go out to specifically find Chinese food and then mock them for being too Chinese?
Though I'm sure his mandarin is fluidly on point.
[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I prefer the Heart Aattck Grill business model where they get weighed and eat free if they've reached gas giant size. They're actively trying to kill fatties, mocking them and making a profit.
[–] zxcvbnm981 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Fat people are probably the reason buffets are so expensive.. My mom loves buffets because you can get a small portion of a lot of different foods, but when you can barely finish half a plate of food it's not really worth the money. Buffets always make me feel guilty because I don't eat a lot but still pay the same as some human garbage disposal who eats 10 servings of everything.
[–] intermittentfeasting 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
This would be "rock bottom" to a human, some kind of wake up call that their life has spiraled so far down the drain. I love that the reaction isn't, "holy fuck what have I done", it's "what's muh legal recourse". Then again I don't think an actual sentient human with IQ above 70 would allow themselves to get so fat that they'd be denied food at a buffet. This is the kind of fuckery that happens when a society pushes the narrative that nobody should be ashamed of anything.
[–] DemurexDulcet 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I don’t blame them at all. A normal person will eat 2-3 plates with normal portions. A hamplanet probably eat 5 mountain plates. 🤢