[–] intermittentfeasting 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
This would be "rock bottom" to a human, some kind of wake up call that their life has spiraled so far down the drain. I love that the reaction isn't, "holy fuck what have I done", it's "what's muh legal recourse". Then again I don't think an actual sentient human with IQ above 70 would allow themselves to get so fat that they'd be denied food at a buffet. This is the kind of fuckery that happens when a society pushes the narrative that nobody should be ashamed of anything.
[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I prefer the Heart Aattck Grill business model where they get weighed and eat free if they've reached gas giant size. They're actively trying to kill fatties, mocking them and making a profit.
[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Obviously the fat was going to take advantage of the all-you-can-eat steamed vegetables.
[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
snort LOL! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA... good one. steamed vegetables. As if. Brings to mind that 'Freaky Eaters' episode. The hambeast who gorged on cheesy potatoes. She literally had a breakdown when presented with a brussel sprout.
[–] pandorasfett 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I commented that my suggestion was for it to have some shame. That they were not trying to fat shame but merely trying not to go bankrupt in a country full of hippos. That they come from a culture where people have respect for their own health and for the people around them and above all have some fucking shame. Comment was removed within an hour. This is my biggest issue with fatasses. The utter lack of SHAME.
[–] DemurexDulcet 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I don’t blame them at all. A normal person will eat 2-3 plates with normal portions. A hamplanet probably eat 5 mountain plates. 🤢
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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Seriously! That's the part which really bothered me. You go out to specifically find Chinese food and then mock them for being too Chinese?
Though I'm sure his mandarin is fluidly on point.
[–] Earthmortyc137 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
do people really just spend their life waiting for the moment they can sue the fuck out of someone for nothing really?
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fats do.
[–] EvilSeagull 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
First they turn themselves into victims of some sort then they look for reasons to sue.
[–] zxcvbnm981 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Fat people are probably the reason buffets are so expensive.. My mom loves buffets because you can get a small portion of a lot of different foods, but when you can barely finish half a plate of food it's not really worth the money. Buffets always make me feel guilty because I don't eat a lot but still pay the same as some human garbage disposal who eats 10 servings of everything.