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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah it works like black societies. Even octopuses can kill a crab. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar5WJrQik2o

First time CNN didn't stage a video.

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[–] middle_path 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Come on over to Maryland and try saying that shit.

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'll just send some octopuses to take over the city because of how beta craps are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar5WJrQik2o

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[–] middle_path 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

defending an animal with "puss" in their name.

If you're going for cephelapodes, at least consider the squid master race.

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[–] slwsnowman40 ago 

He's not talking about eating them, he's talking about keeping them as pets.

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[–] Inara__Serra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But they make tasty appetizers!

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] ago 

Hmmm...never ate crab. I like to catch and handle them, they are cool like that, but only for 3 minutes.

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[–] R34p_Th3_Wh0r1w1nd 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They are not as dumb as you might think. Especially, land based crabs. They are fast and have good sight. It is not easy to catch one, unless you trap it.

All crab is amazingly delicious. Under the right circumstances I would breed them in order to slaughter and devour their children.

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[–] slwsnowman40 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My parents had a fish tank growing up, we had gotten a little grab from a local pet supply store. That little fucker crawled to the top of a rock we had setup in the middle of the tank, raised its claws in triumph and promptly died. It lived a day or so. My mom was so pissed at having to flush like $10 down the toilet. My dad and I got in trouble because all we could do was laugh.

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[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

mantis shrimp are kinda dumb, too, but at least theyre amazing.

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] ago 

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