[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago (edited ago)
I've seen her, she was 280 pounds at least 2 years and 100 pounds ago. She's always hurting herself, has signed up for the IM several years in a row, and has never qualified. Her last one, which she solicitated donations for, she completely blew off and went on a vacation with her even fatter girlfriend.
She blogs about how hard she trains but never posts actual numbers, and her "marathons" always come in dead last.
Good job proving how capable you are.
[–] Placetohide 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
I want to see the official results, too. That first marathon she talks about took her twelve hours to finish, and she only did that because she was able to bully a race worker/volunteer into staying. She even strips the EXIF data off her "training selfies" so you can't tell they were all taken within five or ten minutes.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Don't forgot it cuts the course even when it's only 5km. It didn't even manage to finish close to the front despite taking a shortcut and skipping half the distance.
[–] 12000518? 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I think the worst part of this story is:
It "trained" for a marathon.
It ran a marathon.
If you are distance running and training correctly, it is hard to stay fat. Your body rejects garbage food. This means Regan is an especially vile glutton.
[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I had some greasy Indian food yesterday and I felt like dogshit today training. I pushed through because fuck quitting but I had a big plate of broccoli and chicken breast after because my body was just screaming for whole foods. I feel so much better.
[–] shitladyfingers 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago (edited ago)
For anyone who cares, or is curious... http://mainlymarathons.com/results/2017-2/2017-new-england-results/2017-new-england-full-series/ Maine - Full Marathon/50K - May 14-20, 2017
Ragin Ass-stain's results: 10:03:09 (last of course) The last two people before her came in at ~8 hours. A 74 yr old man, and 69 yr old woman.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Run.
I don't think so.
[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I knew it was a lie right there. No one at almost 300 lbs is running anywhere. Someone more inclined to do math than I am should calculate the forces imposed on her knees at that weight.
[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Depending on the vertical oscillation of her stride, between 400-800 pounds per step.
[–] ahoyfatso 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Fuck this bitch and her hoveraround fiancée/mate. Nothing but drivel. I refuse to support anything that gives her a moment of attention. Bye ESPN. Bye HuffPost. Etc.
I loved the retribution she got last year when her faithful donors were upset that their donations essentially went to pay for her Vegas wedding instead of shitting on FPH as unbelievers of fatability. No response. Definitely no refund. I hope she continues to get away with scamming these idiots. It’s free entertainment for me.
[–] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 46 points 46 points (+46|-0) ago
Oh, I think she's plenty visible already.
[–] BaldMiscreant 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Fuck, beat me to it.
[–] Artofchoke 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lol, beat me too 😂