[–] TheStapler 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Alien exotic matter had to have been used to construct the knee joints necessary for that loser to barely finish an entire marathon.
[–] SheogorathsPride 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Surprised people even interview her still, she "ran" an Ironman and didn't make the first time and was dropped from the rest of the race. She's also an unbelievable serial liar
[–] ThrowAwayAcct34 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
HALF-Ironman; she's never had the guts to even start the full race.
[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And by run they mean waddle at a slow pace while taking snackbreaks allong the way.
[–] smelly_farts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How I see it going https://i.imgur.com/PIHQZna.mp4
[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She finishes in 10-12h. That's called walking.
[–] texasFPH 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
in a word, teehee
[–] meklu 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well, it's a very generous definition of "run".