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[–] vastrightwing ago 

Shouldn't Ironman be called ironperson now?

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[–] texasFPH 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"""run"""

in a word, teehee

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[–] meklu 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well, it's a very generous definition of "run".

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[–] ahoyfatso 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fuck this bitch and her hoveraround fiancée/mate. Nothing but drivel. I refuse to support anything that gives her a moment of attention. Bye ESPN. Bye HuffPost. Etc.

I loved the retribution she got last year when her faithful donors were upset that their donations essentially went to pay for her Vegas wedding instead of shitting on FPH as unbelievers of fatability. No response. Definitely no refund. I hope she continues to get away with scamming these idiots. It’s free entertainment for me.

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[–] smelly_farts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How I see it going https://i.imgur.com/PIHQZna.mp4

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[–] Rialed 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

When you’re proud of failing, you’ve reached the bottom.

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[–] cdglow 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Pretty sure she fakes running races: somebody with a camera should follow her the entire time.

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[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

She finishes in 10-12h. That's called walking.

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[–] shitladyfingers 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago  (edited ago)

For anyone who cares, or is curious... http://mainlymarathons.com/results/2017-2/2017-new-england-results/2017-new-england-full-series/ Maine - Full Marathon/50K - May 14-20, 2017

Ragin Ass-stain's results: 10:03:09 (last of course) The last two people before her came in at ~8 hours. A 74 yr old man, and 69 yr old woman.

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[–] Vernvoat 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Averaging about 2.6 mph. That's slower than average walking pace (3.1 mph). What a marvelous accomplishment. /s

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Run.

I don't think so.

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[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I knew it was a lie right there. No one at almost 300 lbs is running anywhere. Someone more inclined to do math than I am should calculate the forces imposed on her knees at that weight.

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[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Depending on the vertical oscillation of her stride, between 400-800 pounds per step.

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