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[–] TheStapler 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Alien exotic matter had to have been used to construct the knee joints necessary for that loser to barely finish an entire marathon.

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[–] texasFPH 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"""run"""

in a word, teehee

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[–] meklu 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well, it's a very generous definition of "run".

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[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And by run they mean waddle at a slow pace while taking snackbreaks allong the way.

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[–] TheRealAmalek ago 

If she were to train hard she would lose weight

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[–] MorbidObesityTracker ago 

She won't be allowed to participate in an Ironman because of the safety concerns of her drowning. She is a freeloading waste of (an incredible amount of) space

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[–] smelly_farts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How I see it going https://i.imgur.com/PIHQZna.mp4

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[–] SheogorathsPride 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Surprised people even interview her still, she "ran" an Ironman and didn't make the first time and was dropped from the rest of the race. She's also an unbelievable serial liar

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[–] ThrowAwayAcct34 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

HALF-Ironman; she's never had the guts to even start the full race.

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[–] MrBunnyVest ago 

It's about ankle fractures

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