[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And by run they mean waddle at a slow pace while taking snackbreaks allong the way.
She won't be allowed to participate in an Ironman because of the safety concerns of her drowning. She is a freeloading waste of (an incredible amount of) space
[–] smelly_farts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How I see it going https://i.imgur.com/PIHQZna.mp4
[–] SheogorathsPride 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Surprised people even interview her still, she "ran" an Ironman and didn't make the first time and was dropped from the rest of the race. She's also an unbelievable serial liar
[–] ThrowAwayAcct34 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
HALF-Ironman; she's never had the guts to even start the full race.
[–] TheStapler 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Alien exotic matter had to have been used to construct the knee joints necessary for that loser to barely finish an entire marathon.