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[–] Rialed 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

When you’re proud of failing, you’ve reached the bottom.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Run.

I don't think so.

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[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I knew it was a lie right there. No one at almost 300 lbs is running anywhere. Someone more inclined to do math than I am should calculate the forces imposed on her knees at that weight.

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[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Depending on the vertical oscillation of her stride, between 400-800 pounds per step.

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[–] shitladyfingers 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago  (edited ago)

For anyone who cares, or is curious... http://mainlymarathons.com/results/2017-2/2017-new-england-results/2017-new-england-full-series/ Maine - Full Marathon/50K - May 14-20, 2017

Ragin Ass-stain's results: 10:03:09 (last of course) The last two people before her came in at ~8 hours. A 74 yr old man, and 69 yr old woman.

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[–] Vernvoat 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Averaging about 2.6 mph. That's slower than average walking pace (3.1 mph). What a marvelous accomplishment. /s

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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I've seen her, she was 280 pounds at least 2 years and 100 pounds ago. She's always hurting herself, has signed up for the IM several years in a row, and has never qualified. Her last one, which she solicitated donations for, she completely blew off and went on a vacation with her even fatter girlfriend.

She blogs about how hard she trains but never posts actual numbers, and her "marathons" always come in dead last.

Good job proving how capable you are.

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[–] 12000518? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I think the worst part of this story is:

  • It "trained" for a marathon.

  • It ran a marathon.

And, worst of all...

  • It managed to stay fat!

If you are distance running and training correctly, it is hard to stay fat. Your body rejects garbage food. This means Regan is an especially vile glutton.

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[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I had some greasy Indian food yesterday and I felt like dogshit today training. I pushed through because fuck quitting but I had a big plate of broccoli and chicken breast after because my body was just screaming for whole foods. I feel so much better.

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[–] Placetohide 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I want to see the official results, too. That first marathon she talks about took her twelve hours to finish, and she only did that because she was able to bully a race worker/volunteer into staying. She even strips the EXIF data off her "training selfies" so you can't tell they were all taken within five or ten minutes.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Don't forgot it cuts the course even when it's only 5km. It didn't even manage to finish close to the front despite taking a shortcut and skipping half the distance.

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[–] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 46 points (+46|-0) ago 

Oh, I think she's plenty visible already.

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[–] Artofchoke 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lol, beat me too 😂

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[–] BaldMiscreant 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Fuck, beat me to it.