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[–] PenguinOrgy 1 point 27 points (+28|-1) ago 

They’ll never hate us as much as they hate themselves.

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[–] Veghead [S] 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

For our safety, I hope you are correct.

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[–] PenguinOrgy 1 point 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

Think of it this way, if you ever feel threatened, you can walk away at a brisk pace, or go up a flight of stairs. Movement is their kryptonite.

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[–] Deathstalker 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

They still are embarrassed. Excess body fat triggers social anxiety as a neurochemical reaction. It's probably a survival mechanism to keep fatties from eating all of the food.

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[–] Veghead [S] 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I'd be anxious AF if I weighed as much as a car

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[–] Starmay 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

The more that gets fat, the more they need us. We are the suckers that look after them, we are the suckers that pay for them etc. They should kiss our ass, because without us they would have nothing. If it gets worse, the system could explode. Then they would have to do something for their food for an change.

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[–] enginedriver13 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Excellent point—after all, who is doing the hard work of lifting and flipping bariatric patients, for example? It certainly isn’t one of their fellow obeasts! It would be poetic justice if one fine day all the human sized EMTs, nurses, etc went on strike to protest caring for these munchie-monsters.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

What also has to happen eventually is there simply won't be enough fit people to do this work. You can't have the majority of the population in need of ongoing medical care and expect that there will be enough nurses and beds to go around. At some point, people will be left to suffer on the street because there is literally no one to spare. That bubble will pop before too long.

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[–] Veghead [S] 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Good Point!

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[–] Normal 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

It's the slippery slope. It applies to all degenerates and subhumans. The more they're tolerated the worse it gets.

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[–] Veghead [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Yes. This.

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[–] Naught405 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I get sheer joy from the face fat girls make when they try to make eyes at you and get nothing but scorn and disgust in return.

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[–] fuckthisshitimout 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Same goes for doing this to fat former-males. Especially while wearing a crop top or tight pants.

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[–] Veghead [S] 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Gross

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[–] Veghead [S] 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Good One!

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[–] FUPA_POWDER 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I work in a school. I'm the IT guy amongst a sea of landwhale teachers who are always starting their diets on monday. I get comments all the time about my lunches. My lunch is usually a portion of meat and a side of vegetables. Those veggies are usually just a bag of frozen veggies I heat up in the microwave because it's quick and easy and I know the calorie count.

I'll get comments from them like "Oh that's how you stay in shape. I could never eat like that" No bitch. THIS IS WHAT HUMANS ARE SUPPOSED TO EAT. Vegetables. Good protein. Its what is supposed to be normal. It's so easy. Every time I try to give some sort of advice it is met with disdain or laziness.

Put down your processed cereal bars and potato chips and maybe you can make some progress

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[–] zxcvbnm981 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

This is what I think when people try to get me to not eat healthy things. They'll say something like, "You know, everything in moderation is okay," or, "You don't always have to eat healthy," "Why don't you try a dessert every once in a while?" But why? I'm eating to give my body energy and "healthy" foods are the most efficient way of doing that. My family always acts like I'm "obsessed" with healthy eating, as if it's like an eating disorder. No. I'm just eating things meant for a human. I wouldn't feed my cat dog food, so I'm not feeding myself Red 42. Why is that so difficult for some people to understand?

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[–] Nahfuckreddit ago 

One thing I hated about my old job is that all my obeast coworkers brought in garbage food almost every day. The one day I would grab a muffin or a cookie, they would be watching me saying things like "yesssss... eat more." Fuck off. I know you're trying to make me fat like you.

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[–] notafattypants 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Fat teachers and fat government employees make me sick. Mostly because they cry about how poor they are all the time while never having to work at Industry Standards.

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[–] alagra 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

TFW a small sized pair of yoga pants has wrinkles from being too big because of vanity sizing bullshit

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[–] notafattypants 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I haven't bought new clothes in ages, but I have an event to go to in a couple months and I thought I would use it as an excuse to get something new/nice. Last time I remembered shopping I was a pretty average dress size. Somewhere around 6. However, on this trip I couldn't find a single thing that fit me in multiple stores. The size 0's were baggy! What the fuck has happened and why is this normal?! I'm not even the thinnest person I know...I have no idea how any humans manage to dress themselves these days without sewing or buying used.

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[–] Veghead [S] 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

I have trouble finding shoes that aren't W for wide.