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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

legging terrorists

This is why I come here

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[–] Cowtownrunner 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I like running but I am slow. But a 5K taking an hour? Are you kidding me? I’d have to crawl to get that slow.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

30min for a 5k is slow, but acceptable. 1hr is not, unless you have a fake leg or something.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Wasn't there a recent post with some 70yo cripple beating a fatty by a huge margin? So even with a peg-leg, blind, half deaf, and another 40-50 years lived I would still expect fats to finish well behind.

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[–] gdddg 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Anyone who is a decent runner could probably do a 10K in that time. Many really good runners could probably do 15K. 5 is just sad.

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[–] Placetohide 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Cute medal. Shame about the waddlers.

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[–] DrFingers 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The middle one is doing the glitterandlasers fake run pose.

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[–] c-fox ago 

I doubt it's capable of running - where both feet lose contct with the ground.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Bingo wings all over da place

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[–] BMI20 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Does FroYo stand for frozen yoghurt?
I just googled it. It does stand stand for frozen yoghurt. So whats next? Chris Hansen themed birthday partys?

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[–] KendellTellsLies 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

David Attenborough themed raves. So hot right now.

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[–] MurderParty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Their joint doctors are about to get rich

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[–] IGiveZeroFucks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No doubt they all went on social media afterwards and bragged about how they "ran" in a "marathon."

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[–] Notamerican ago 

I've been hearing this a lot '5k marathon' .... Sad how this is an accomplishment to them

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