[–] Notamerican ago
I haven't really done a whole lot of exercise the past 6 months ( I know bite me) but this week I have started running a bit because some time in my life I want to run a marathon and no better time than now. As a 5'7 male weighing 140 lbs I managed to do 5k on my 3rd run in 27 mins. An hour is just pathetic
[–] falloutwander 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I just hope that fat kid will get himself together. I fucking HATE when obeasts pass their sick habits to their kids.
[–] LookWhoCameInLast [S] ago (edited ago)
Found one of him with his hamily. Unfortunately hes fucked https://photos.smugmug.com/2018-Event-Photos/2018-FroYo-5K-Tempe/i-SBJM98w/0/6cd06f67/X3/IMG_3696-X3.jpg
[–] Nofats_will_MAGA ago
I've done 5k in less than an hour hiking up a mountain with a full pack.
Any guesses on how much they ate afterwards, as a 'reward' for their 'hard work'?
[–] DorothyMantooth ago
I'm guessing they headed straight for the nearest Denny's and tee-heed about how they "deserve" the dozen pancakes with sausage, bacon, eggs, and hash browns, and dessert, because they probably burned off a million calories on their slow galumph along the road.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
These events do the opposite of what they want. They attract the hams for exercise, but they end putting on weight because they overcompensate. They think 5km is a lot of exercise and justifies some mountain of food to "recover."
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Reminds me of the famous "Tess Holliday did the hike to the Hollywood sign in under a day. HAES, y'all!" bullshit. That walk is like 2.5k. My 74-year-old dad could do that in under an hour, and Tess is bragging about doing it in less than twelve--and the other eatbeasts think this is admirable and amazing, because they never walk farther than the fridge and never stop to wonder why, if that hike is so long, there isn't a campsite along the way.
[–] APM 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Someone outed her that they saw her along the way gasping for air, drinking gatorade, sitting down, bitching, crying, and barely making it up without being prodded like a cow. I mean, not that I can say Id do any better with 100 lb meat sacks stuck to every limb, but I don't feel sorry for her because its her own damn fault.
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yep, I read that! Hilarious, especially after seeing the bullshit glowy "HAES y'all" image of her lumpen silhouette near the sign.
I'm not a big exerciser (I do a lot of housework and walk some, but I'd really like to find a good gym and tone up), but I laughed so hard at the "in under a day." Like, you actually think it's an accomplishment that this semi-sentient pile of hair and lard took twelve hours to walk a mile and a half? When my daughters were babies they could have crawled that distance in less time even with regular stops for food, naps, and diaper changes. You should not be proud that you, a grown human, are slower than an infant. A cockroach could do that distance in less time.