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[–] Notamerican ago 

I haven't really done a whole lot of exercise the past 6 months ( I know bite me) but this week I have started running a bit because some time in my life I want to run a marathon and no better time than now. As a 5'7 male weighing 140 lbs I managed to do 5k on my 3rd run in 27 mins. An hour is just pathetic

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[–] TrollHard ago 

I have a dog. I do a "5K" AT LEAST 3 out of 7 days each week.

But - moving for a whole hour for a Fat Arse would be an achievement. // Unfortunately, does not burn as many calories as they wish ..

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[–] Nofats_will_MAGA ago 

I've done 5k in less than an hour hiking up a mountain with a full pack.

Any guesses on how much they ate afterwards, as a 'reward' for their 'hard work'?

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[–] DorothyMantooth ago 

I'm guessing they headed straight for the nearest Denny's and tee-heed about how they "deserve" the dozen pancakes with sausage, bacon, eggs, and hash browns, and dessert, because they probably burned off a million calories on their slow galumph along the road.

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[–] nerfthis ago 

I could crab walk faster than that

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[–] capricious ago 

I fucking hate fat people. I'm trying to get back into running and I see all these fat lard barges claim they're runners too. Yeah right, piggy.

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[–] Naught405 ago  (edited ago)

30 minutes per click is normal shitlord

a large infantry command averages ~4km/hr across various weather and terrain conditions. That's not a forced march, either.

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[–] warrior88 ago 

Must have sounded like a stampede of wildebeests.

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[–] Thereturnstudent ago 

Please tell me this is a parody post?

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[–] LookWhoCameInLast [S] ago 

Sadly no

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