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[–] Placetohide 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Cute medal. Shame about the waddlers.

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[–] MorbidObesityTracker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That 2.5 mph treadmill speed yo. I use that speed to stretch my calves before my run.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Bingo wings all over da place

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[–] DrFingers 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The middle one is doing the glitterandlasers fake run pose.

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[–] c-fox ago 

I doubt it's capable of running - where both feet lose contct with the ground.

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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

legging terrorists

This is why I come here

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[–] dotdashdashdot 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I HATE running and almost never do it, but the one 5K I did took 26 minutes, and I walked part of it. WTF, more than an hour?!

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[–] IGiveZeroFucks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No doubt they all went on social media afterwards and bragged about how they "ran" in a "marathon."

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[–] Notamerican ago 

I've been hearing this a lot '5k marathon' .... Sad how this is an accomplishment to them

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[–] heyfattybomsticks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So they're now giving out prizes and celebrating for demonstrating the ability to walk?

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[–] Notamerican ago 

Welcome to 2018 where everything is deserving of participation medals where everyone is offended at the term winners and losers and kids grow up thinking it's ok to be mediocre

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