[–] MurderParty 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Their joint doctors are about to get rich
[–] heyfattybomsticks 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So they're now giving out prizes and celebrating for demonstrating the ability to walk?
[–] Notamerican ago
Welcome to 2018 where everything is deserving of participation medals where everyone is offended at the term winners and losers and kids grow up thinking it's ok to be mediocre
[–] IGiveZeroFucks 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
No doubt they all went on social media afterwards and bragged about how they "ran" in a "marathon."
[–] Notamerican ago
I've been hearing this a lot '5k marathon' .... Sad how this is an accomplishment to them
[–] dotdashdashdot 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I HATE running and almost never do it, but the one 5K I did took 26 minutes, and I walked part of it. WTF, more than an hour?!
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
legging terrorists
This is why I come here
[–] capricious ago
I fucking hate fat people. I'm trying to get back into running and I see all these fat lard barges claim they're runners too. Yeah right, piggy.