[–] ButtesNWholes 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Lol make them hike up Mt Lemmon in Tucson and then roll them down it
[–] heyfattybomsticks 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So they're now giving out prizes and celebrating for demonstrating the ability to walk?
[–] Notamerican ago
Welcome to 2018 where everything is deserving of participation medals where everyone is offended at the term winners and losers and kids grow up thinking it's ok to be mediocre
[–] LookWhoCameInLast [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
This is a small sample of the eye-rape, heres the full gallery http://www.131racephotos.com/2018-Event-Photos/2018-FroYo-5K-Tempe
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Reminds me of the famous "Tess Holliday did the hike to the Hollywood sign in under a day. HAES, y'all!" bullshit. That walk is like 2.5k. My 74-year-old dad could do that in under an hour, and Tess is bragging about doing it in less than twelve--and the other eatbeasts think this is admirable and amazing, because they never walk farther than the fridge and never stop to wonder why, if that hike is so long, there isn't a campsite along the way.
[–] APM 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Someone outed her that they saw her along the way gasping for air, drinking gatorade, sitting down, bitching, crying, and barely making it up without being prodded like a cow. I mean, not that I can say Id do any better with 100 lb meat sacks stuck to every limb, but I don't feel sorry for her because its her own damn fault.
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yep, I read that! Hilarious, especially after seeing the bullshit glowy "HAES y'all" image of her lumpen silhouette near the sign.
I'm not a big exerciser (I do a lot of housework and walk some, but I'd really like to find a good gym and tone up), but I laughed so hard at the "in under a day." Like, you actually think it's an accomplishment that this semi-sentient pile of hair and lard took twelve hours to walk a mile and a half? When my daughters were babies they could have crawled that distance in less time even with regular stops for food, naps, and diaper changes. You should not be proud that you, a grown human, are slower than an infant. A cockroach could do that distance in less time.
[–] stefwithanF 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
OMG that's awful & hilarious. My frunners make fun of me bc I say I'll only race if there's a sticker or a t-shirt but this is too horrible even for me. Yuck.
[–] MorbidObesityTracker 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That 2.5 mph treadmill speed yo. I use that speed to stretch my calves before my run.