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[–] MorbidObesityTracker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That 2.5 mph treadmill speed yo. I use that speed to stretch my calves before my run.

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[–] ButtesNWholes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lol make them hike up Mt Lemmon in Tucson and then roll them down it

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[–] heyfattybomsticks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So they're now giving out prizes and celebrating for demonstrating the ability to walk?

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[–] Notamerican ago 

Welcome to 2018 where everything is deserving of participation medals where everyone is offended at the term winners and losers and kids grow up thinking it's ok to be mediocre

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[–] LookWhoCameInLast [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is a small sample of the eye-rape, heres the full gallery http://www.131racephotos.com/2018-Event-Photos/2018-FroYo-5K-Tempe

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[–] x-earl-grey-sky-x ago 

This includes eyebleach thank god

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Reminds me of the famous "Tess Holliday did the hike to the Hollywood sign in under a day. HAES, y'all!" bullshit. That walk is like 2.5k. My 74-year-old dad could do that in under an hour, and Tess is bragging about doing it in less than twelve--and the other eatbeasts think this is admirable and amazing, because they never walk farther than the fridge and never stop to wonder why, if that hike is so long, there isn't a campsite along the way.

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[–] APM 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Someone outed her that they saw her along the way gasping for air, drinking gatorade, sitting down, bitching, crying, and barely making it up without being prodded like a cow. I mean, not that I can say Id do any better with 100 lb meat sacks stuck to every limb, but I don't feel sorry for her because its her own damn fault.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yep, I read that! Hilarious, especially after seeing the bullshit glowy "HAES y'all" image of her lumpen silhouette near the sign.

I'm not a big exerciser (I do a lot of housework and walk some, but I'd really like to find a good gym and tone up), but I laughed so hard at the "in under a day." Like, you actually think it's an accomplishment that this semi-sentient pile of hair and lard took twelve hours to walk a mile and a half? When my daughters were babies they could have crawled that distance in less time even with regular stops for food, naps, and diaper changes. You should not be proud that you, a grown human, are slower than an infant. A cockroach could do that distance in less time.

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[–] absurd_bird 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They could each lose about 100 pounds...

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[–] stefwithanF 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

OMG that's awful & hilarious. My frunners make fun of me bc I say I'll only race if there's a sticker or a t-shirt but this is too horrible even for me. Yuck.

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[–] warrior88 ago 

Must have sounded like a stampede of wildebeests.

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