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[–] Notamerican ago 

I haven't really done a whole lot of exercise the past 6 months ( I know bite me) but this week I have started running a bit because some time in my life I want to run a marathon and no better time than now. As a 5'7 male weighing 140 lbs I managed to do 5k on my 3rd run in 27 mins. An hour is just pathetic

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Reminds me of the famous "Tess Holliday did the hike to the Hollywood sign in under a day. HAES, y'all!" bullshit. That walk is like 2.5k. My 74-year-old dad could do that in under an hour, and Tess is bragging about doing it in less than twelve--and the other eatbeasts think this is admirable and amazing, because they never walk farther than the fridge and never stop to wonder why, if that hike is so long, there isn't a campsite along the way.

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[–] APM 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Someone outed her that they saw her along the way gasping for air, drinking gatorade, sitting down, bitching, crying, and barely making it up without being prodded like a cow. I mean, not that I can say Id do any better with 100 lb meat sacks stuck to every limb, but I don't feel sorry for her because its her own damn fault.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yep, I read that! Hilarious, especially after seeing the bullshit glowy "HAES y'all" image of her lumpen silhouette near the sign.

I'm not a big exerciser (I do a lot of housework and walk some, but I'd really like to find a good gym and tone up), but I laughed so hard at the "in under a day." Like, you actually think it's an accomplishment that this semi-sentient pile of hair and lard took twelve hours to walk a mile and a half? When my daughters were babies they could have crawled that distance in less time even with regular stops for food, naps, and diaper changes. You should not be proud that you, a grown human, are slower than an infant. A cockroach could do that distance in less time.